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What f@%king *sociopath* thought squeezy mayonnaise was a good idea?
Seriously, what sadistic piece of shit thought "Hey, you know what's *almost* a non-newtonian-fluid? Let's put **that** in a SQEE-ZEE f#£king bottle!"
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