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I just realized that this year could possibly be my last Christmas with my family
Extremely lewd; giant inflatable frog penis and maybe tiddies? Hard to tell. Show more
In the 1998 Godzilla film, every citizen of New York has the same brand of umbrella. The mayor, the press, random citizens fleeing in terror, all the same black umbrella. This could mean one of two things: either the props department didn’t put too much stock into the umbrellas and I’m reading far too much into this OR there is a shady company that has a monopoly on the New York umbrella industry. In this essay I will
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