David Yowi @DylTheFunkyHomosexual@radical.town

Lol let's try to recreate it exactly
Nope

Wow okay I need to go get my pic with John Barrowman retaken.
My face has changed just a fuckin' tad.

i will probably delete this but, its good bc my jacket is exactly as fluorescent as the lighting provided by the grocery store

I love him

Why I love mastodon: a string of absolute garbage shitposts, followed by people telling each other how cute they are, followed by cursed images, followed by threads of educational toots about how certain national parks were created.

time to blow up the fediverse (selfies, eye contact, boosts mandatory)

It's so wholesome and bad at the same time.

If you're still on Facebook, I highly suggest joining baby name suggestion groups. It is the only good content.

me when a cis person says something bad: fuck off
me when a trans person says something bad: i support you, but fuck off

@larrydavis you have no idea how many times I had to explain that my handle is a paleontology reference not a coheed and cambria one

homestuck is just coheed and cambria for gamers

The sun, or as I like to call it, hot moon

Sex toys for women/LGBT: High quality, extreme diversity, worldbuilding, ARGs
Sex toys for straight men: "The Fuckin' Hole" and "The Fuckin' Hole XL"

The holy ghost is underrated, love that spooky little bastard

Alexa, release the hounds