GaymasterAnthony @DylTheFunkyHomosexual@radical.town
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Hi, I’m Dyl. Genderqueer. Autistic (Self-Diagnosed). I play bass and drums, and am into metal, prog, basically any song with cool basslines and weird time signatures. I really dig horror movies, B-Movies, Cult Classics, and films with behind-the-scenes drama (I’ll watch movies of pretty much any genre though).
Alt at @DylTheFunkyHomosexual
Joined Nov 2018
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It’s my birthday today, and I’m 20!
That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, FOLKS
*every fediverse account from every instance comes in with everything for a HUGE party*
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All anti sex work marxists should get a fuckin swirly
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The ups & downs of having a celebrity on Mastodon:
(-): Having a celebrity on here would naturally create a hierarchy which would greatly diminish Mastodon’s sense of community
(+): It would be really funny if a famous person saw my hog
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I want to do a thread about my favorite Spongebob and why I loved them so much.
Hot Take: Lightning Crashes by Live is a fuckin masterpiece, and if R.E.M. wrote it y’all cowards would be on my side
Man with South Park Avatar gives Joker 5/5 Stars
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reese's puffs for the mother bitching win
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200 songs of the decade might seem excessive, but I wrote song 201. I’m livid. I will drive to Chicago and protest until pitchfork gives “I put the cum in cucumber” it’s due
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regardless if “dude” is a gendered term or not we should take it back my dudes
I read Pitchfork’s Top 200 albums of the decade list.
There are only 3 metal albums:
•Portal: Vexovoid
•Pallbearer: Foundations of Burden
•Deafheaven: Sunbather
You know for a while I was actually optimistic that Pitchfork was starting to give a fuck about metal. Turns out I was wrong.
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selfie, beard
Here’s a pic of me from last winter. If I get the brewery job I’m gonna grow it back out like this
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Its fall so I get to wear my new uniform (same as the old uniform)
OOTD - no EC
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Behind this CW is a picture of something called “Ham and Bananas Hollandaise.” You have been warned. You cannot yell at me if you look at this, a picture of something called “Ham and Bananas Hollandaise.”
Ham and Bananas Hollandaise
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Fuck it I’m gonna make this my Letterboxd review for Midsommar
Hot take: if A24 horror is prestige tv then Ari Aster’s films are the show Barry
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"and that was "i dont know what any of those words mean" by shigeru miyamoto, the japanese songwriter who famously in the 1970s accenditally became french for ten years by smoking and cheating on his wife at the same time"
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sapiosexual eh? [ straightens enormous lapels ] maybe you just haven't met the right idiot
You will never endear me to your reviews if spend a lot of time shitting on fans
A lot of their reviews have a lot of comparisons that are like “this shit movie is like *thing* for the dumbasses that like *other thing*”
She called Sorry To Bother You “Adult Swim Idiocracy”
Man that MK Ultra lady that left this site because of an 18 year old has awful movie takes
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Holy Shit I Found Eric Garland’s YouTube Page
My mom is becoming alt-right because of Dr. Phil
- Dyl
- 20
- They
- Them
- 50-ish% goofs
- 50-ish% sincerity
Hi, I’m Dyl. Genderqueer. Autistic (Self-Diagnosed). I play bass and drums, and am into metal, prog, basically any song with cool basslines and weird time signatures. I really dig horror movies, B-Movies, Cult Classics, and films with behind-the-scenes drama (I’ll watch movies of pretty much any genre though).
Alt at @DylTheFunkyHomosexual
Joined Nov 2018
