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It’s my birthday today, and I’m 20!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, FOLKS

*every fediverse account from every instance comes in with everything for a HUGE party*

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The ups & downs of having a celebrity on Mastodon:

(-): Having a celebrity on here would naturally create a hierarchy which would greatly diminish Mastodon’s sense of community

(+): It would be really funny if a famous person saw my hog

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I want to do a thread about my favorite Spongebob and why I loved them so much.

selfie, eye contact 

People who, when given an opportunity to sit anywhere in a mostly empty waiting room, choose to sit next to the only other person in that waiting room are probably monsters

bart simpson toy with four new phrases:
you shouldn’t be in here
get out
get out or i’m calling the guards
Guards!!!

I’ve seen a lot of people seem to worry that they present too masc (or too femme, for that matter) to be trans, and: how you present doesn’t make you not-trans, ever

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but masc-presenting or leaning AMAB enbies are valid and still non-binary and trans (if they consider themselves to be that)

In 2015 I carpooled to Iowa to canvass for Bernie, and it was me, a 16-year-old girl, and a man in his 60s who spent the first half hour of the very long drive trying to teach us about jazz

No album is ever gonna live up 13 years of mystery and hype, so at this point I just want Tool to surprise me with Fear Inoculum and I’ll be satisfied.

Boy this new Tool song did not need to be over 10 minutes

Not to go full Tom Waits but what are they building out there

I am sitting out on my back steps and the neighbors who have a tall fence and make lots of strange metal clanking noises throughout the day are currently using a leaf blower

only ethical consumption under capitalism is dick and coochie (and ass)

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