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It’s my birthday today, and I’m 20!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, FOLKS

*every fediverse account from every instance comes in with everything for a HUGE party*

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The ups & downs of having a celebrity on Mastodon:

(-): Having a celebrity on here would naturally create a hierarchy which would greatly diminish Mastodon’s sense of community

(+): It would be really funny if a famous person saw my hog

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I want to do a thread about my favorite Spongebob and why I loved them so much.

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Hot Take: Lightning Crashes by Live is a fuckin masterpiece, and if R.E.M. wrote it y’all cowards would be on my side

200 songs of the decade might seem excessive, but I wrote song 201. I’m livid. I will drive to Chicago and protest until pitchfork gives “I put the cum in cucumber” it’s due

regardless if “dude” is a gendered term or not we should take it back my dudes

I read Pitchfork’s Top 200 albums of the decade list.

There are only 3 metal albums:

•Portal: Vexovoid
•Pallbearer: Foundations of Burden
•Deafheaven: Sunbather

You know for a while I was actually optimistic that Pitchfork was starting to give a fuck about metal. Turns out I was wrong.

selfie, beard 

Here’s a pic of me from last winter. If I get the brewery job I’m gonna grow it back out like this

Its fall so I get to wear my new uniform (same as the old uniform)

OOTD - no EC

Behind this CW is a picture of something called “Ham and Bananas Hollandaise.” You have been warned. You cannot yell at me if you look at this, a picture of something called “Ham and Bananas Hollandaise.” 

Ham and Bananas Hollandaise

Mirror selfie/ec 

I will always wear bad shirts, til I die

Fuck it I’m gonna make this my Letterboxd review for Midsommar

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Hot take: if A24 horror is prestige tv then Ari Aster’s films are the show Barry

"and that was "i dont know what any of those words mean" by shigeru miyamoto, the japanese songwriter who famously in the 1970s accenditally became french for ten years by smoking and cheating on his wife at the same time"

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sapiosexual eh? [ straightens enormous lapels ] maybe you just haven't met the right idiot

You will never endear me to your reviews if spend a lot of time shitting on fans

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A lot of their reviews have a lot of comparisons that are like “this shit movie is like *thing* for the dumbasses that like *other thing*”

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Man that MK Ultra lady that left this site because of an 18 year old has awful movie takes

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