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console: press X to pay respects

PC: press F to pay respects

TTRPG: roll a d20 to pay respects. ...1? alright, critical failure, you fart super loudly and shit your pants. everyone at the funeral hates you

@DMX Not to mention that in the TTRPG the cops are called, you are brought to jail, and then the judge decides to put you on the death row.

@DMX my TTRPG: "you don't have to roll, you can just do that -- oh you want to anyways,? uh,, sure -- and it's a 2, cool, so you fail."

@DMX fighter: i attack the casket
Dm now has to look up the ac/hp for a casket

@Red @DMX world of darkness: you attack the casket, inadvertently displaying your preternatural strength as you easily shatter through the solid oak. a nondescript woman in the crowd stands up, a glint of murder in her eyes. "ABOMINATIOOOOOON" she screams, brandishing a cross and leveling a shotgun at you. the rest of the crowd crowd scatters.

@Red @DMX then no matter what happens, later on they get dragged in front of the Prince and beheaded for violating the masquerade

@DMX Conversely, rolling a nat 20 was how the Resurrection happened.

@DMX the deceased's brother attacks you with a halberd. roll initiative, with a minus three because of your pants situation

@DMX
Can I take a 10 on paying respects please DMX.

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