One of the bad ones. King of the Mastodon Underground. Welcome to my Casket GardenAlt: @DMX
I'm very safe for work. family friendly, even
me at my desktop: I'm sleepy
me in bed: I could kill god and it would be easy
didn't y'all get kicked off tumblr for porn? where's it at????
*the president gets assassinated on live TV*
me: WOOOOORLD STAAAARRR
when rappers talk about "henny" they mean hentai
Pour up (wank)Head shot (wank)Sit down (wank)Stand up (wank)Pass out (wank)Wake up (wank)Faded (wank)Faded (wank)
finally did it. I like em now. or at least Hellfire is a good album
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@DMX hmm no
I've had heartburn all day but now I'm blaming it on cheyenne's spanish foreskin toots
second hand horny. antique horny. great value horny. there are many types of h
Lauren German proves that no matter how emotionless and unexpressive I am, I can still become a TV actor
what’s a vegetable
Confession: A verbal tick that I inherited from my Kentuckian stepdad is saying "Yeehaw" in a sarcastic deadpan when I'm deep in the shit dealing with challenging problem of some kind.
Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore
this album costs $25
I'm Marlo from The Wire
A Sound of Thunder is what I always wished Unleash the Archers would become
took forever to download, so I'll have to give em a real listen tomorrow. but I am currently listening to the shortest song on Hellfire and.... it's good
haven't listened to 1349 since I was 15 or 16. maybe it's time I give them another chance
Calling robitussin "tussy" much to the dismay of the CVS employees.
gonna grow a goatee and doxx little girls on twitter
@DMX i scrolled through it and that’s the whitest twitter list ever created i am discussted
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