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Never trust an Aries. I don’t know anything about astrology but I had one interaction with an Aries once and I did not like it, so now we don’t fuck with Aries.
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Shitfaced on main
it's bribney bibtch
memes are for suckers anyway
valid to eat teeth
yall ever hack the freaquency that mcdonalds drive through mics are on and pretend to be an employee to make people think they got their order taken. just to confuse the manager
this toot encompasses the entirety of knowledge of how white boys eat the coochie
the virgin virgin vs the chad virgin
me: okay. now count to three!valve: one, two, two-oneme: noooooooo
IMAGINE uh . .. uhh.... umm... what the fuck was i going to put here. shit.
THIS POSTADE BY DRUNK CREW
playing some old game from my childhood i really liked and i'm up to the level where you put poop into dumpsters.in other words, turd-bin stage
eventually all of my alts will join together into one blowhog like the fucking power rangers and it'll be one of these
goodnight mastodon!! <3 goodnight pleroma! <3 fuck off misskey! </3 Goodnight gnu social!! <3 goodnight glitch soc!
i took the political compass test and it said i was gay
@CyclopsCaveman @starwall @starwall_e @starwall @starwall oh there's so many blowhogs it's beautiful
i heard in australia they call first person shooters ‘rooty tooty point n shooties’ lynne told me so
the virgin mary vs the chad mary magdalene
if ur gynecolodist smokes weed before the appointment theyer now a highnecologist
when someone asks me what my profession is
in the nutt church there are no pews only cubes
can we all agree to only mention arby's to shit on their low-grade food and incel-pandering marketing
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