ask me for my discord idhablame en español. necesito practicar
Gonna start informing people of my pronouns like an enby cowboy:
"They/Them's the rules, pardner."
elon musk ***absolutely*** has his primary residence astrally warded, are you ***fucking*** kidding me?
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the level of shock, disgust, and confusion this sentence conveys. i read this in his voice. its so evocative. this is beyond “baby shoes for sale; never worn”
take a look at fraxiom's newest single art and tell me it's not basically a mastodon post already (cw reclaimed slur)
for use on that One Friend I'm sure most of us have who has to be (gently) bullied into sleeping
My anniversary is ruined because the only way i could get our wedding photo to the front page was to tell reddit that she died
I'm here for truth
Upstairs alon in my room w a computer and a cat. Other people have someone they can hug but my personality is intolerabel
Feel like my phone's screen is 3D
No one likes me. Make an unlikable sim
Oh boy we gettin high and playing the simes tonight
@grant Start with turnips end on /r/wallstreetbets
Predictive text.I have no:ClueIdeaStandards
Food doesn't taste good. I have no motivation to eat
I'm so depressed I don't even wanna do drugs
Joseph McCarthy was right: gays are a threat to national security
Today I did laundry, cleaned the floors, and decluttered some spaces in the house
We (can't) stan(d) a queen
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.