my main account got too big and now i just wanna chill w friends
they/them/theirstaken, monog & happy
Broke: sineWoke: cosisn'tBespoke: tangain't
[at a diner ordering breakfast]
waitress: whatll ya have
me: the breakfast platter with rye bread, eggs over easy, sausage, and a cup of coffee. and water please
my friend who is a foot guy: just toest please 😈🥴🥵
waitress [takin her shoe off]: comin right up 😏
i dont plan to change anything but you all need to start respecting me more
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Tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, What you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)I wanna really, really, really Tell you what I want,
anybody browsing this website in 2019?
Art Blakely and the Ass Messengers
i have applied to study volcanoes in the mountains of costa rica this summer!!!!!!!!
wait where do you think blakely is from
the mythic grecian hero Bophades
i only know that high femme is spoken in austria and low femme is from germany i think
proof read? proo fread. proofread?
i really really wanna do sustainable civil engineering, and the idea of learning about how earthquakes threaten cities is so freakin exciting!!!
gosh gosh gosh i'm so excited at even the prospect of getting this research. i'd be learning all about risk assessment for fault lines and seismology
i'm applying to do research on volcanoes 🌋 send good vibes pls
i'll chalk it up to today being a saturday
this not immediately getting 8,000 boosts is a sort of crime against me
bryn & garfialdsittin in a treeM P M L E Y
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did some ju jumgus this morning : ) eating a big ol meal so i can become STRONK. also i will NEVER be a cop
saw a church sign that said "The best pregame? The Lord." and that's better than any toot i've read
my partner and i have now watched 105 hours of Dark Shadows
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