This is my fifth incarnation across the make believe temporal plane of Mastodon.
In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
It blows my mind that having sex with other people wasn't discovered until 1936.
My heart goes out to all the sleeper agents around the globe who have to listen to numbers stations all day, that shit must be exhausting to hear 24/7.
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I once got introduced to some dude, and the second our handshake ended I had already forgotten what his name was.
Vespertine is one of the most beautiful records ever created.
I Have No Clout, and I Must Scream
please cw posts if i don't personally like them thank's
Cause it's so noticeable, it causes a sort of binaural beat sensation and your head feels like it's imploding until you just get used to it.
Anybody else have tinnitus, and sometimes randomly, it stops in one ear for a very split second then changes to a different pitch? This happens so much, and its one of the worst things.
Remember when this happened? I couldn't write a better fucking joke if I tried.
@malevolent_usb_drive @Ferretsyndicate mentioning jury nullification to escape serving on a jury keeping quiet so you get seated and can actually engage in jury nullification
And by the looks of it, this was a problem because he’s a vampire
see you at @WomensMarchNYC girls say fuck the police
It's pretty awesome that Hbomberguy has already raised $45k in the past 20hours doing a donkey Kong 64 twitch stream, all the proceeds are going to a group called Mermaids that helps kids with gender dysphoria.
Cut my life into piecesThis is...
politics: the sequel to banging two rocks together just to see what happens
JK ROWLING CONFIRMS popular fan theory that Harry Potter author was actually a TERF all along.
I just remembered The Used exists
I am always angry. I will die angry.
Stations of La Croix
This is the most capitalistic thing I've seen in quite some time.
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.