Audrey @AudreyJune@radical.town

if you don't hand out faves to every post like candy I assume you hate me. sorry, I wish I wasn't like this! don't worry about it tho, I don't hold a grudge and I'm not mad or anything. it's just that I'm flabbergasted every time someone who never faves my posts boosts something I say or says something nice about me. "wow," I think, "I guess they DON'T hate me." and then I go back to assuming they hate me in the next few days

oh right, yeah i forgot to mention one detail about today.

my surgeon was wearing a festive christmas jumper with flashing coloured leds in it while he checked my vagina internally with his hand.

what even is life.

@AudreyJune i wish you could, we could use some less excitable types

picture, if you will, if boats had like a hundred people trying to grab that big round boat driving wheel thing all the time, and half of them don't really understand what it does, and the other half want to try replacing it with a square boat driving thing while the boat is still moving

the project manager has a map and a compass and some vague ideas about maybe getting paid to do boat stuff, but we left them on shore two days ago, and we don't really trust them because they don't know what color of boat is the fastest

my looks are cinnamon bun and will make you pay me to kick your ass
*ec, selfies, boosts ok!*

#finefemmefriday

also unapologetically FAT *no ec selfie*

imagine being a man and flirting with me online how embarrassing for you

Today is a big day. Doctor bumped me up to 6mgs of estradiol, so that should hopefully be where that stays. I have approval to start getting the letters together for SRS. And tonight at the work holiday party, while I may not be wearing a dress (sorry @AudreyJune ), I am wearing a new top, and, for the first time since getting piercings, a different set of earrings.

First toot, I guess ?
Here's a watercolor portrait of a dear friend of mine. (Chikpeatrice on Instagram)
I gave Kuretake golden watercolors a try for the first and I love them! They give the paint a really neat pearly texture, it's so satisfying to work with it.

Mastodon is funding a small independent team of up to five independent software architects, engineers, and designers to develop a hip-hop concert with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, called Corner Prophets, with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts.

Punch TERFs!
(haven't posted this in a while, so here you go )

can’t believe how much paperwork you have to fill out just for being trans. there’s the affidavit confirming that you think chokers are fashionable unironically, the pledge to defend all catgirls with your dying breath, the waiver that says you will agree with anyone who calls you valid, and the disclaimer that says the aforementioned validity is void if you decide to become a cop

@AudreyJune get you a girl who gets you a girl

abab

the last thing i really felt ok about writing was the omelet thing https://write.as/tricia/how-to-make-an-omelet