*at a job interview*
"what would you say is your biggest weakness?"
"oh probably my unquenchable desire to witness the fall of global capitalism within my lifetime"
unironically wish I was allowed to give this answer because it's true
@Aleums if you give them a cute lil wink at the end they might think you're just being cheeky and hire you on the spot
@bexexexe there's no way. either they believe me and don't hire me for it, or they go "nice joke" and I get to start off by lying to them which would not be good
@Aleums would finger guns help? asking for a friend
@bexexexe they might
@Aleums i usually just go with "bullets.... or maybe fire?"
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