intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."
Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*
@Absolutely_Blakely lmao holy shit this is an all-timer
@Louisa lol thank you louisa 🙇
@Absolutely_Blakely i'd like you to know that i offhandedly fav'd this, closed my browser, thought about it, then reopened chrome and mastodon just to boost it because its that good
@LuigiEsq weeg i need one of those memes where it's like a stuffed animal sitting at a computer and they spiral blur the picture and put a bunch of hearts around it
@Absolutely_Blakely ok but i want to see the popular fiction about humans from this timeline
This is a writing prompt if I ever read one
@Absolutely_Blakely every time I see this toot I lose my shit
@goat i'm freakin proud of it. ty
@Absolutely_Blakely this is a masterpiece
@Absolutely_Blakely You should read "James Tiptree Jr"/Alice Sheldon's story "And I Awoke and Found Me Here on the Cold Hill's Side".
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.