intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

@Absolutely_Blakely i'd like you to know that i offhandedly fav'd this, closed my browser, thought about it, then reopened chrome and mastodon just to boost it because its that good

@LuigiEsq weeg i need one of those memes where it's like a stuffed animal sitting at a computer and they spiral blur the picture and put a bunch of hearts around it

@Absolutely_Blakely ok but i want to see the popular fiction about humans from this timeline

@Absolutely_Blakely this is an evergreen toot and I'm tempted to put it on, like, /r/writingprompts or /r/hfy

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