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they're called "bit" coins because their value is a running gag

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twitter exodus
tumblr exodus
india exodus

rip to these formerly great websites

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"Gucci" is a slang term meaning good to go, just fine, doing alright. It derives from two roots, "Grinch" and "Coochie"

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intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

killing two bird with one stone by calling my non-jewish bigender partner my goyfriend

i'll be the first to admit when i'm wrong. well maybe not the first, maybe the second or third. or maybe i'll double down on my faults in an attempt to obfuscate them. you can prove shit. fuck you. anyway at i try to be honest, which is more than can be said for some

i am a very amiable person, and if you disagree i will burn your house to the ground

We live in a society wherein the lead guitar is considered the most important instrument in the band when in fact it is the bass that is the most sexiest and most important part of your standard four person rock band

there is zero difference between literature, mythology, and philosophy

if you wanna come watch the Super Mario Bros rifftrax with me it is queued up. yt auto-dinged it for copyright so it's on g-drive and that means you need a plugin and script to see it (it's safe, i've used it before): cytu.be/google_drive_userscrip

if you're cool with that come join me for movie night: cytu.be/r/bat-tube

part of choosing ones own pronouns is the liberty to *not* choose pronouns. if none of them feel right for you, that’s valid too

just to say

gonna start a true crime podcast that only focuses on the most marginal shit possible

"Katie was an all-American girl. Straight-A student. High School Treasurer. But Katie had a secret...on Saturdays, she would jaywalk sometimes if there were no cars coming"

Heard London is rolling out facial recognition for their police force. Fuck that shit. Buy a face mask. Say it's to combat spread of Corona virus. Protest the free and unregulated use of facial recognition. It's really scary.

begpost, update, boot are appreciated 

watching the snouts community grow is so damn good

I heard joke once: Kid tries to see pirate movie. Can't get in. Kid asks why not.
"Because." Ticket taker says "This film is rated ARRR."
Good joke.
Everybody laugh.

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