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twitter exodus
tumblr exodus
india exodus

rip to these formerly great websites

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ppl wont admit the "Online Web" was created for/by spiders

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"Gucci" is a slang term meaning good to go, just fine, doing alright. It derives from two roots, "Grinch" and "Coochie"

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intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

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math take, academia 

Siddon's Law states that there is no ironic joke you can make that will not be taken seriously by a stranger

this country is fractured, the only thing that can bring us together is a new austin powers movie, this is the only reform policy i believe in

@Absolutely_Blakely pokemon swoosh, pokemon swish, pokemon special edition floof

My partner was here when my Pile of Glasses Cloths arrived and he asked for one so I threw one to him feeling like Oprah

i hope you all know that when you type "pokemon swsh" i read "pokemon swoosh"

@taweret
Time to make a killing selling bootleg Baby Yodas out of my car in a Walmart parking lot

I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) is about being asked to give up posting

Boutta smoke this whole bowl of paprika lmao see u squares on the other side of tomorrow!!!

can't believe y'all're doin gun discourse when I set up the monogamy thing so perfectly

in short: thank god fedi exists and turns sad, politically confused liberals into proper upstanding anarchists

I absolutely give a fuck!! I am so risk averse! I care very much about the outcome of most things over which I have some modicum of control!

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